I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
