How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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