Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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