I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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