everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
