Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
NoShamevember. You game?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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