you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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