Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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