She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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