try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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