so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I stole a fireplace last night.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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