he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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