either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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