Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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