Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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