No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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