We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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