I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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