Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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