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I'm so fucking centered right now

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(402): View more from Nebraska

So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway

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(619): View more from California

I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.

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(925): View more from California

At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.

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(850): View more from Florida

I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.

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(916): View more from California

That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.

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(269): View more from Michigan

First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.

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(818): View more from California

Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.

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