Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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