yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
