why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Dear god my vagina.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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