we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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