Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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