i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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