Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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