This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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