I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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