So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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