How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I look excited, but its just a facade.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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