this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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