Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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