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Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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