My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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