his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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