All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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