I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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