I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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