they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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