i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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