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• (646): View more from New York

  How is your vagina???

  (941): View more from Florida

  Double booked

  (646): View more from New York

  With your butt?

  (941): View more from Florida

  Totes, candlesticks and all

  (646): View more from New York

  Yay!!

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• (415): View more from California

  I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  can you blame him?

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  i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT

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• (972): View more from Texas

  90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina

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  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm on the job.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Rough day

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  Good thing I've started drinking again

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing

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