We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.