This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.