I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I think I gave a random lady a dildo