So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait