On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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