it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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