Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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