singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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