We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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