I wanna bring you to show and tell
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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