I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Randomize
