normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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