You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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