I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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