she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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