Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I feel great
I just peed on a car
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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