We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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